8 June 2007

Tee-Hee

Some Corkers from Nige!!!



New Words/Expressions for 2007



SWAMP-DONKEY

A deeply unattractive person.



TESTICULATING.

Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.



BLAMESTORMING.

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.



SEAGULL MANAGER.

A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.



ASSMOSIS.

The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.



SALMON DAY.

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.



AEROPLANE BLONDE.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.



PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.



GOING FOR A McSHIT.

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.



AUSSIE KISS.

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.



GREYHOUND.

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.



MILLENNIUM DOMES.

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.



PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

1 comment:

amber jane said...

Oh you so know I am going to have to tell my husband these ones LOL